Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Husband feelings about wife :)

మగవాళ్ళందరూ స్వతహాగా దైర్యవంతులే
5 హారర్ సినిమాలు చూసినా భయపడరు
కానీ
భార్య నుండి 5 Missed Calls వస్తే మాత్రం భయపడి పోతారు.
ఇంత భయపెట్టిన ఆడవాళ్లు మాత్రం ఓ చిన్న బొద్దింకని చూస్తే చాలు హడాలి పోతారు
ఎంటో ఈ వింత...!!
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ఏ పురుషుడైతే తన భార్య కు భయపడి ఉంటాడో ,
ఆతడు స్వర్గానికి వెళ్లి సర్వ‌ సుఖాలు అనుభవిస్తాడు.

ఏ పురుషుడైతే తన భార్యకు అస్సలు భయపడడో ,
ఆతడు భూమ్మీదనే స్వర్గ సుఖాలు అనుభవిస్తాడు.

ఓం తత్సత్ ������������������

మనం తినే ప్రతి మెతుకునూ భగవంతుడు నిర్ణయిస్తాడు . . .

కానీ  ... ఆ మెతుకు ... బిర్యానీయా . . సద్దన్నమా అనేది భార్య decide చేస్తుంది . .

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Monday, November 20, 2017

Security

మీరు మనసారా నవ్వుకునే సునిశిత హాస్యం ఇది..��
ఒక బాలుడు పార్లమెంట్ వీధిలో సైకిల్ పార్క్ చేశాడు..
బందోబస్తులో ఉన్న కానిస్టేబుల్ అతన్ని గద్దించాడు ఇలా..  _' ఏమిటి ఇక్కడ సైకిల్ పార్క్ చేశావ్?.. ఈ రోడ్డులో మంత్రులు, ఎంపీలు, వీఐపీలు తిరుగుతారు.. నీకు తెలుసా? '_
ఆ బాలుడు చాలా చాలా తేలికగా జవాబిచ్చాడు.. _' పరవాలేదు సర్.. సైకిల్ కు తాళం వేశాను_' ��������

Friday, November 17, 2017

Location Identity whith fighting

భారత దేశం లో ఎక్కడ ఉన్నామో గుర్తించడం ఎలా

సీన్ 1 :- ఇద్దరు కొట్టుకుంటున్నారు మూడో వాడు వచ్చి చూసి వెళ్ళిపోతే ���� అది "ముంబై"

సీన్ 2 :-  ఇద్దరు కొట్టుకుంటున్నారు మూడో వాడు వచ్చి గొడవ ఆపుదాం అనుకుని మిగిలిన ఇద్దరి చేత తన్నించుకుంటే �� అది "చెన్నై"

సీన్ 3 :- ఇద్దరు కొట్టుకుంటున్నారు మూడో వాడు ఒక కేస్ బీర్లు ����తెచ్చి అందరూ కలిపి తాగి చివరికి ఫ్రెండ్స్ ఐపోయి ఇంటికి వెళ్లిపోతే అది "గోవా"

సీన్ 4 :- ఇద్దరు కొట్టుకుంటున్నారు ఒకడు వచ్చి మా ఇంటి ముందు కొట్టుకోకన్డి దూరం గా వెళ్ళండి ��అంటే అది "బెంగళూరు"

సీన్ 5 :- ఇద్దరు కొట్టుకుంటున్నారు ఇద్దరు చేతిలో ఉన్న ఫోన్ ��తీసి కాల్ చేస్తారు అప్పుడు ఇద్దరి తో  ఇంకొక 50 మంది కొట్టుకుంటే అది "పంజాబ్"

సీన్ 6 :- ఇద్దరు కొట్టుకుంటున్నారు మూడో వాడు వచ్చి ఇద్దరిని తుపాకీ తో కాల్చేస్తే ��అది "బీహార్"

సీన్ 7 :- ఇద్దరు కొట్టుకుంటున్నారు మిగతా వాళ్ళు వచ్చి వాడి కులం ఏంటి అని వేరే కులం వాడ్ని కొడితే అది "ఆంధ్ర ప్రదేశ్"

ఇది అల్టిమేట్

సీన్ 8 :- ఇద్దరు కొట్టుకుంటున్నారు.....జనాలు అందరూ గుమిగూడారు.... ఒకడు సైలెంట్ గా టీ స్టాల్ ఓపెన్ చేస్తే ☕అది "కేరళ"

Thinking

Friday, September 8, 2017

Laughter therapy is a medicine to cure many body diseases

Laughter has been used as a therapeutic tool for many years because it is a natural form of medicine. Laughter is available to everyone and it provides benefits to a person's physical, emotional, and social well being. Some of the benefits of using laughter therapy are that it can relieve stress and relax the whole body.  It can also boost the immune system and release endorphin to relieve pain. 

Additionally, laughter can help prevent heart disease by increasing blood flow and improving the function of blood vessels. Some of the emotional benefits include diminishing anxiety or fear, improving overall mood, and adding joy to one's life. Laughter is also known to reduce allergic reactions in a preliminary study related to dust mite allergy sufferers.


Laughter therapy also has some social benefits, such as strengthening relationships, improving teamwork and reducing conflicts, and making oneself more attractive to others. Therefore, whether a person is trying to cope with a terminal illness or just trying to manage their stress or anxiety levels, laughter therapy can be a significant enhancement to their life.


Thursday, September 7, 2017

*The Real* Try Not To Laugh or Grin Challenge Hardest Version



This is the HARDEST EVER Try Not To Laugh or Grin Challenge Impossible. The Real Try Not To Laugh Challenge.








it's only funny videos guys don't try to do harmful actions...

20 Types of Laughs!


20 types of laughs ... this guy acted very well by explaining each laugh how generally human get feel in real life.

enjoy ... :)


31 Types of Laughs


Types of laughs with speech and text. enjoy by watching this video and get more laugh and happiness today.  Then you will get more boosting energy to get fit and healthy.

enjoy guys....!

10 Types of Laughs

Are you tired of the same old laugh?

Give one of these laughs a try! HA HA HA ..... :)


Type of Laughs

Laugh – Types
It can be classified as:
  • Intensity: the chuckle, the titter, the giggle, the chortle, the cackle, the belly laugh, the sputtering burst.
  • The overtness: snicker, snigger, guffaw.
  • The respiratory pattern involved: snort.
  • The emotion it is expressed with: relief, mirth, joy, happiness, embarrassment, apology, confusion, nervous laughter, paradoxical laughter, courtesy laugh, evil laughter.
  • The sequence of notes or pitches it produces. It may be subjectively measured on the Andreoli scale for heartiness, with a higher measure denoting greater robustness, generally in a manly aspect.



Types of lough

Types of lough with face directions

Laugh – Causes



Common causes for laughter are sensations of joy and humor; however, other situations may cause laughter as well.

A general theory that explains laughter is called the relief theory. Sigmund Freud summarized it in his theory that laughter releases tension and "psychic energy". This theory is one of the justifications of the beliefs that laughter is beneficial for one's health. This theory explains why laughter can be used as a coping mechanism when one is upset, angry or sad.



Philosopher John Morreall theorizes that human laughter may have its biological origins as a kind of shared expression of relief at the passing of danger. Friedrich Nietzsche, by contrast, suggested laughter to be a reaction to the sense of existential loneliness and mortality that only humans feel.
For example: a joke creates an inconsistency and the audience automatically try to understand what the inconsistency means; if they are successful in solving this 'cognitive riddle' and they realize that the surprise was not dangerous, they laugh with relief. Otherwise, if the inconsistency is not resolved, there is no laugh, as Mack Sennett pointed out: "when the audience is confused, it doesn't laugh." 



This is one of the basic laws of a comedian, referred to as "exactness". It is important to note that sometimes the inconsistency may be resolved and there may still be no laugh. Because laughter is a social mechanism, an audience may not feel as if they are in danger, and the laugh may not occur. In addition, the extent of the inconsistency (and aspects of it timing and rhythm) has to do with the amount of danger the audience feels, and how hard or long they laugh.
Laughter can also be brought on by tickling. Although most people find it unpleasant, being tickled often causes heavy laughter, thought to be an (often uncontrollable) reflex of the body.


Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Funny African Kid Dancing - Funny Babies Videos

Babies funny dancing,


Laugh Each and Every Day

Children laugh easily and often, but adults may forget to make room for laughter in their daily lives. If you can, incorporate laughter into your daily routine by finding what makes you laugh. Remember that you’re more likely to laugh in the company of others, so try to find the humor in life when you’re spending time with friends, family, and co-workers.

Some experts even recommend everyone get 15 to 20 minutes of laughter a day, much like you should exercise regularly and eat your vegetables. If you haven’t had your daily dose of laughter yet, check out the video below. It’s living proof that laughter is contagious…

Babies Laughing Video

Funny Babbies laugh and happy,  Babies Happy movements, Kids enjoying with heart-full laugh, kids are enjoying every happy movement heart fully.  Thatswhy kids are gods grace.  when kids playing games they can enjoy with laugh and funny.


Laughter Enhances Immunity, Improves Sleep, and More...

Laughter Enhances Immunity, Improves Sleep, and More


What else is laughter good for? Research has shown laughter may reduce stress hormones and boost your immune function, while also inducing optimistic feelings.
Laughter has demonstrated a wealth of physiological, psychological, social, spiritual, and quality-of-life benefits, such that increasing numbers of health care centers are adopting laughter therapy as a form of complementary care. Opportunities that provide for group laughter, such as laughter yoga and laugh parties, are also becoming increasingly popular around the world. Just a short list of the benefits of laughter therapy are noted below:
Relaxing your muscles
Triggering the release of your body's natural painkillers (endorphins)
Improving sleep
Enhancing creativity and memory
Easing digestion
Enhancing oxygen intake
Improving well-being and positive emotions
Boosting immune function
Improving blood pressure

 


Laughing During Sex Is The Most Intimate Thing

When you first start sleeping with someone, sex can be insanely awkward. You (hopefully) know the basics, but you don’t know how the other persons body functions exactly. You don’t know what the like and don’t like, you don’t know exactly what to do to get them to climax, and unfortunately, it takes time to learn all of these things. Luckily, after a few months of being with someone, you start to get the hang of it.
Considering how uncomfortable sex can be with a new person, it’s a very, very, good sign that the two of you can laugh about it. Let’s be serious, how many time have you done something and say “whoops,” or heard a weird noise, or accidentally put something in the wrong place during sex? It happens, and if you can laugh about it, you’ve probably found the person you should spend the rest of your life with.
Sex makes us feel better than most anything in our world. Laughter is the second best. It’s in our nature to combine things we like, so go ahead and laugh it out.
I know what you’re thinking, how can laughing during sex possibly mean anything good? Well, it simply means that your intimacy is on a whole other level.

You’re comfortable together

Being able to laugh during sex is the ultimate sign that you and your partner are comfortable together. Sex can get weird sometimes, so being comfortable enough with each other to laugh about it simply means that your bond goes have beyond sex, especially if you’re able to move past it and keep going. Sex in general in intimate, duh, but when you can have a laugh in the middle of it, it just goes to show you that you’re relationship is about more than just sex, you happen to be best friends, too.

You get each other

When you are okay with laughing during sex, it just proves that you and your partner understand each other. Your relationship surpasses the typical relationship and you get each other on a level that’s much deeper. Let’s be honest, if you laugh during sex with someone who doesn’t actually get you, they’re probably going to think that you’re not into it or you’re just being weird. However, finding someone you can share something like that with proves that you know each other pretty damn well.

It’s real

Laughing during sex is intimacy at it’s purest from. You’re both able to look at situations and not take everything so seriously. You know that sex is something you share with someone you love, but so is laughing at the little things in life that are just straight up funny. If you’re in the middle of sex and someone does something weird, if you’re not laughing about you’re probably just being fake, which probably means your relationship is too.
Closing thoughts: It’s okay to laugh during sex, sex is suppose to be fun after all!

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

10 Facts About Laughter


Professor Sophie Scott, a neuroscientist and stand-up comic, put together these surprising facts about laughter.

1. Rats Laugh When They’re Tickled
Rats laugh when they’re tickled, and the more they play together, the more they laugh. Psychologist Jack Panksepp first observed laughing rats in the 1990 s; he needed special equipment to hear it, as rats’ laughs are very high pitched.

2. You’re More Likely to Laugh Around Others – Not Because of Jokes
If you're laughing, you're far more likely to be surrounded by others, according to research by laughter expert Dr. Robert Provine. The critical laughter trigger for most people is another person, not a joke or funny movie.

After observing 1,200 people laughing in their natural environments, Dr. Provine and his team found that laughter followed jokes only about 10-20 percent of the time. Social laughter occurs 30 times more frequently than solitary laughter. In most cases, the laughter followed a banal comment or only slightly humorous one, which signals that the person is more important than the material in triggering laughter.

3. Your Brain Can Detect Fake Laughter
Professor Scott’s research has shown that your brain can tell the difference between real or staged laughter. When you hear staged, or deliberate, laughter, it prompts more activity in your brain’s anterior medial prefrontal cortex, which helps you understand other people’s emotions.
This suggests your brain automatically goes to work deciphering why someone is deliberately laughing.

4. Laughter Is Contagious
The saying "laugh and the whole world laughs with you" is more than just an expression: laughter really is contagious. The sound of laughter triggers regions in the premonitory cortical region of your brain, which is involved in moving your facial muscles to correspond with sound and prepare to join in.

5. Jokes Are Funnier if You Know the Comedian
Familiarity is a key part of humor and laughter, and research shows people find jokes told by famous comedians to be funnier than the same joke told by someone they’re not familiar with.



6. Laughing Burns Calories
Laughing raises both your energy expenditure and heart rate by about 10 percent to 20 percent. This means you could burn about 10-40 calories by laughing for 10 to 15 minutes. While this sounds good in theory, you’d have to laugh solidly for an hour or more for this calorie burning to have any meaningful effect.

7. Laughing Is Good for Your Relationships
Research shows that couples who use laughter and smile when discussing a touchy subject feel better in the immediacy and report higher levels of satisfaction in their relationship. They also tend to stay together longer.

8. Laughter Requires Timing
Laughter has a distinctive pattern. It rarely occurs in the middle of a sentence. Instead, laughter tends to occur at the end of sentences or during a break in speech, which suggests language is given the priority. According to Dr. Provine:

"The occurrence of speaker laughter at the end of phrases suggests that a neurologically based process governs the placement of laughter in speech.

Different brain regions are involved in the expression of cognitively oriented speech and the more emotion-laden vocalization of laughter."

Comedians also use the natural tendency for laughter to grow and fade to their advantage, and will leave spaces at the end of a sentence for the audience to fill in with laughter.

9. Laughter Is Attractive
Research by Dr. Provine found that women laugh 126 percent more than men in cross-gender conversations, with men preferring to be the one prompting the laughter.
In a review of more than 3,700 newspaper personal ads, Dr. Provine revealed that women were 62 percent more likely to mention laughter, including seeking a mate with a sense of humor, while men were more likely to offer humor in their ads.

10. Some Things Can Make Virtually Everyone Laugh
While there’s no one joke that makes everyone laugh, Professor Scott found that one of the best tools for making people laugh in her lab is a clip of people trying not to laugh in a situation where it would be highly inappropriate to do so.

Husband feelings about wife :)

మగవాళ్ళందరూ స్వతహాగా దైర్యవంతులే 5 హారర్ సినిమాలు చూసినా భయపడరు కానీ భార్య నుండి 5 Missed Calls వస్తే మాత్రం భయపడి పోతారు. ఇంత భయపెట్టిన...